Hi, it's Oscar again.
Remember that nice new coat I told you about? Yesterday I ate it. It was grrreaat. Mom didn't think I could jump that high! (It was high on a nail in my room). Boy what a surprise when she got home last night!
Thing is, now she got a crate, a big old crate. And since I eat my bedding, I have to sleep on that cold hard plastic floor! The outrage!!
Plus mom takes me outside sometimes with my NECK attached to a ROPE like she's trying to HANG ME!!!
Someone help.
(Note, I really only ate off the cool accoutrements from the coat, and then dutifully puked them up. Awesome.)
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